Guaranteed Or Your Memory Back

Would you trade your worst memories for the promise of something better?

Dan Strauss just wanted a summer read to impress his girlfriend. What he found was Bub's Bargain Used & New Books—a dusty little shop with a smirking bald clerk, a snake tattoo that seems to move on its own, and a guarantee that should've sounded impossible:

Don't like the book? I'll give you your memories back.

Now Dan's sleep is haunted by horrors he never read, and waking life feels… tampered with. The more he tries to return the book, the more reality itself begins to unravel—pages twisting into past traumas, people not being who they were, and a quiet voice whispering nothing was ever quite right to begin with.

Part cosmic horror, part psychological suspense, and part surreal satire, Guaranteed Or Your Memory Back is a mind-warping novella that dares you to read—and remember.