Guardian Angel

Disclaimer:
The genre of this novel is classified under fiction, meaning it is completely made-up. Narrated through the voice of a slightly befuddled and misguided angel, it has no basis in real-world phenomena. The author has permitted the whims of her imagination to take a reckless journey through a series of mishaps and miscommunications that have nothing to do with reality-based events. For example, the bank heist, search for a local missing teenager, and trips to astral planes where souls meet and discuss their next life are entirely made up.
The characters depicted in this book—Daphne the nervous housewife, Dominick the perky ex-prostitute and Claire, the heiress to a family fortune—are purely fictional. An easy-peasy, three-step program to becoming a guardian angel has never been proven, has no basis in reality, and bazillions of people do not believe in angels all together, so do not bother fact-checking.
Warning: Do not use the information contained in this novel as gospel, as the steps to becoming a guardian angel might be more complicated than depicted. Even as a professional, following the information in this novel as a guide is likely dangerous.