"You know, it all started while I was un-burdening my heart to my bestie Debbie about my recent difficulties at work. I had jokingly remarked to her that the ideal solution would be a version of the old chain gangs. A season or two away on "special training" on one of those would certainly whip Bill, my filthy sexist pig of a boss, into shape. We had a good laugh about it. I would have left it at that, of course: just a joke. But then she told me about "Mistress Lucy's Estate". I didn't believe her at first. "Naked male slaves"? Seriously? In this day and age? You gotta be kidding me! But as she continued to explain, I realised that she was not putting me on. She was serious! So there really was such a place, which she had been to, and still was visiting from time to time? Wow! So we talked some more... And now? Now I have Bill's job, and Bill has... but let's let Miranda Birch begin at the beginning, and tell the whole story!"