Health, The Bible & You: Part 5 - Jesus Recommends Carrot Juice Health, The Bible & You: Part 5 - Jesus Recommends Carrot Juice

Health, The Bible & You: Part 5 - Jesus Recommends Carrot Juice

    • 2.7 • 75 Ratings

Publisher Description

Food is one of the necessities of life. We need it to keep body and soul together. So what did Jesus have to say about maintaining a healthy diet? A very short satire on Christian self-help books.

GENRE
Fiction & Literature
RELEASED
2011
November 9
LANGUAGE
EN
English
LENGTH
3
Pages
PUBLISHER
Aussiescribbler
SELLER
Draft2Digital, LLC
SIZE
78.8
KB

Customer Reviews

Austin is cool ,

Carrot

Carrot juice

Iampatrice ,

Jesus Recommends Carrot Juice

Total mis-characterisation of bible quotes. In some places it reads as blasphemous.

iDiegoDesigner ,

Wrong thoughts!

At the beginning it says that Jesus recommended excercise, "if someone forces you to run one mile, go with him two miles". That was because eye by eye, teeth by teeth; not excercise! Dumb!

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