Hellbound Snowballs

In a world filled with sea lions that cuss like sailors, guilt-fueled phantoms who don't quite get it and a personal philosophy that everything will inevitably fall apart, nothing surprises Connor McKinley. Well...actually that sea lion thing did, but come on. Who could blame a fella for being surprised by that But there is precious little time to be surprised by much more. On the run from his past, armed with little more than a keen vocabulary, a fear of sharks and a never ending stream of cultural references, Connor spends his days hiding in plain sight at the Shady Palms Hotel. Hoping no one will find him out. But at what cost