Higher Than A Hitman

This is no ordinary book. This book breaks almost all the rules that a typical author has. Think of it as the "Naked Gun" of books or the "South Park" of novels. Why not give it a read?
It is about a hitman who encounters a very crazy conspiracy on one of his missions. I don't want to give away the rest, but lets just say he meets some very interesting characters, fights a lot of bad guys and gets the girl. Not in that particular order of course. A book for people who like to read and tend not to read.
~ The best selling author who wrote "Nothing Yet"
~Unlike Any Book EVER written
~The first entry in an epic ONE book trilogy
~A book, by Wes Wakelin (An author you've...never heard of)