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Publisher Description

The New York Times bestselling author of I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell and Assholes Finish First delivers a new collection of thirty 100% true, 100% exclusive stories of comically perverse excess.

Another installment in Tucker Max’s series of stories about his drunken debauchery and ridiculous antics. What began as a simple sentence on an obscure website, “My name is Tucker Max, and I am an a*****e,” and developed into two infamously genre-defining books, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell and Assholes Finish First, ends here.

But as you should expect from Tucker by now, he is going out with a bang—literally and figuratively. In this book, you’ll learn:

* How to live and work in Cancun, while still enrolled in Law School

* Why Halloween is really awesome

* How to subtly torture a highstrung roommate until he explodes with furious anger over a misplaced condiment

* What really happened when a dirty pageant girl tried to sue Tucker because he told the truth

* Why you should never accept a homemade treat from a hippie with a van

As we’ve come to learn from Tucker, assholes do finish first...but everything comes with a price.

GENRE
Humor
RELEASED
2012
February 7
LANGUAGE
EN
English
LENGTH
448
Pages
PUBLISHER
Blue Heeler Books
SELLER
SIMON AND SCHUSTER DIGITAL SALES INC
SIZE
20.3
MB

Customer Reviews

paintballpaki ,

Best book ever

By far the best comedy Book I've ever read. The fact that it's all true makes it even better.

jake.s. ,

An awful book by an awful person

Really just trash. Should be burnt. And so should the book.

faultolerant ,

Just Self-Indulgently Awful

Tucker was funny when he was being a jerk. Hilariously, wetting-yourself funny. In this book he's just a sad has-been whose ego is getting the best of him. Spend your time and money elsewhere....this pile of dog barf just isn't with it.

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