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Publisher Description

The world’s sexiest firefighter is about to get a second chance with the virgin next door…

He’s bossy, arrogant, and so ridiculously hot he should come with a warning label and a pair of flame retardant coveralls.

He’s also the boy who broke my heart when we were in high school.

I want to move in next door to Ryan O’Dell the way I want to be the virgin gamer geek suddenly in charge of running my sister’s sex toy factory. Too bad both are written in my stars.

Yeah, I’m the world’s oldest virgin code-writing nerd. 

And he’s the world’s hottest firefighter. 

And even though he intimidates the heck out of me, I can’t seem to control my libido when he’s around.

Where is my dignity? My self-respect? My panties?

Seriously…. Have you seen them? Anyone?

Maybe they’re hiding in his bedroom. With my heart.

Yeah, I know. I’m hosed.  

So hosed.

Hosed is a steamy, fun romantic comedy between a firefighter and the virgin nerd next door, complete with a pet raccoon, scandalous gossip, and dildo football. (No, really.) This romance has no cheating or cliffhangers, and ends with a banging hot happily ever after.

January 15
Self Taught Ninja
Self Taught Ninja

Customer Reviews

Szmoromou ,

Hot for Fireman

Hosed by Pippa Grant and Lili Valente was a hit from the start! Cassie, the computer geek, has returned back home to help run her sister's sex toy company when her sister Savannah takes a leave of absence. As a virgin, Cassie has to overcome a lot of her inhibitions about sex and sex toys. It doesn't help that the boy she crushed on in and who broke her heart in high school is living next door and is now a HOT fireman. Ryan O'Dell, the kind, sweet, generous and heroic fireman that has plagued Cassie's thought and dreams since her first encounter with him back in town. Although every time Cassie sees Ryan she gets the feeling he wants her, she can't and won't allow herself to fall for him again. When it's revealed to Ryan that Cassie hates him for something that happened in high school, he stops at nothing to win her over. There is just something about this coding, computer geek he wants to know more about.
In the meantime, someone is out to destroy Savannah's sex toy company and Cassie finds herself smack in the middle of a crazy investigation that points fingers at her and her sister. Throughout it all, Ryan is there to give Cassie and shoulder to lean on and a helping hand. Determined to get on Cassie's good side, Ryan pulls out all the stops and eventually Cassie is putty in his fingers. After all.... who can resist a god in a fireman's uniform. As things fire up between Cassie and Ryan so do various incidents that puts Sunshine Sex Toys factory in jeopardy. Who is behind trying to destroy Sunshine Sex Toys factory? Will the townspeople rally with or against Cassie?
Ryan and Cassie were the perfect yin and yang. Their chemistry was off the charts and although their relationship was quirky, it was sweet, sexy, fun and hot! I LOVED GEORGE!!! Who wouldn't want a raccoon as a pet? The story was perfection and I loved the suspense as well.

JLKeniston ,


When I first started this book I was trying to figure how this book was going to go but it turned out to be one of the funnest books I’ve read in awhile. I loved George Clooney, the raccoon!! Cassie and Ryan are pretty cool too. She’s a nerd that programs games and Ryan is the hot fire fighter!! It’s small town living with this crazy factory and the funny people in it. You don’t want to miss this hilarious book! I had tears from laughing so hard at times. You two hit this one out of the park!!

KindleKat64 ,

RomCom Gold

Well all I can say is Lili and Pippa nailed it! These two authors together are what RomCom dreams are made of!! They certainly made a magic story together set in this quirky little town of Happy Cat. And speaking of magic, Cassie & Ryan, aka nerdy video game coder girl and sexy firefighter, sure put a spell on me from the get-go. I am all about their relationship and everywhere it takes them. Not to mention George, the COOLEST PET EVER, who had me laughing so hard with all his antics. This story is cute, sweet and oh so funny and left me with a smile stuck on my face. There are some outrageous and crazy things going on in this town as well as lots of laughs and some hot sexy times courtesy of Cassie and Ryan who I absolutely love everything about. The way he stands up for her is amazing! Everything required for a fantabulous RomCom!!! I hope we get more from these ladies and from Happy Cat!!!

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