Hot Mess for Hire
An Off-Limits-Opposites-Attract Romantic Comedy
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4.6 • 62 Ratings
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Publisher Description
Who hires a woman known as “Miraculous Mess” to run damage control on his jacked-up love life? Apparently, me. The guy from the wrong side of the tracks turned hockey star now in need of drastic relationship help (insert dramatic background music).
Name’s Jake Falcone, aka “The Dragon” when I’m out on the ice. Off the ice, they call me that as well...for a different reason. Not saying I’m not flattered, but hell, what a thing for women to go around talking about.
Guess when your “dragon” has a big reputation, I was bound to end up with dating troubles. But my ex? She gives crazy a whole new meaning.
Enter Shane “Miraculous Mess” Willoughby, hired to play the role of my fake girlfriend and run professional intervention. Evidently, this sort of expertly strategic post-breakup dating arrangement gets results.
That said, the woman is not what I was expecting. Deserving of her moniker? Absolutely. She’s a feisty, sexy, smart mouth dragon-whisperer beyond my wildest fantasies, for sure. But she’s also sweet and funny, with a wounded heart I’m determined to heal. If she’ll let me.
Sure, this started out as pretend, to solve a problem that’s still going on I might add. Is a guy like me right for a classy Madison Avenue woman like her? Probably not. Am I going to let that stop me from getting the girl?
Hell no.
Note: Hot Mess For Hire is a super sexy romcom with sizzling sparks from the start, leading to LOTS of wild, steamy fun. Laugh out loud textual healing. And a smile-worthy HEA with all the feels, and all the swoon. Enjoy!
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Previously titled Incredible You. Same hot, hilarious story, just with a fresh title and cover makeover.
Customer Reviews
Review: Incredible You
Incredible You by Lili Valente is the third standalone book that is based on the Magnificent Bastard Consulting Company. The writing is an embodiment of the title; Incredible. From the first meeting of Jake and Shane is phenomenal - from his soft voice and no bull attitude to her lusty reaction when she had thought she may have been broken in that department it had been so long since it had been active.
There isn't anything that Lili Valente has written that I haven't loved and this is no exception. The drama from the stalkery ex, the building attraction, the sacrifices made. It is all so worth it.
An absolutely fabulous read - better enjoyed after reading Magnificent Bastard and Spectacular Rascal but can totally be read as a standalone. Enjoy!
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Another Wonderful Book by Lili Valente!!!
This is the third in the Magnificent Bastard series of novels written by Lili Valente and I have loved them all, but this was my favorite. The novels are romantic comedies, written and narrated in alternating persons, which makes them so much fun to read. In this book, Shane, who we met in book 2, starts working for Sebastian Prince, the original Magnificent Bastard, as the first female member, and her nickname is Magnificent Mess. She is to help Jake "The Dragon" Falcone, a NHL hockey player for the New York Rangers, who has a crazy ex-girlfriend who is ruining his life. This book tells the story of how Shane and Jake get to know and help each other. I love Shane; she has no filter, she's stubborn, and always says what's on her mind, even when she shouldn't. I also love Jake; he's an athlete who grew up poor, and his family had a bad reputation, but now he's a very private person who is determined to make a better life for his family and himself, but he is also stubborn. I love these charachters' senses of humor. It makes this story so much fun to read. Seeing how their relationship develops is so exciting to read, and the way that Lili writes always makes me feel like I am going through the story with the characters. I would recommend this book to everyone who enjoys romantic comedies! I can't wait until the next Magnificent Bastard Novel comes out!