How to Destroy the New Girl's Killer Robot Army

When Savannah "Van Demon" Diamond comes to town she ruins everything for Mick. She takes over his favorite hang out, outruns him in gym class, and worst of the worst-his little brother has a crush on her. Devising a plan to get her kicked out of school and moved out of Beachwood is simple. Dealing with Savannah's mind-blowing revenge is Mick's most challenging adventure yet. Join Mick as he thwarts insidious traps and deadly weaponry, fighting against the most cunning of enemies. Catastrophe looms for all of Beachwood unless Mick can put aside his pride, join forces with his rival, and destroy the new girl's killer robot army.

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from the backcover: Don't antagonize the new girl at school.


She just might create robot soldiers to enact her revenge and terrorize your friends and family. Well don't let their sharp teeth and quick speed intimidate you. Just follow my simple steps for How to Destroy the New Girl's Killer Robot Army.


Wimps should put this book down and hide under the bed instead. I hope you last out the night. But if you're brave enough, come join me in thwarting booby traps, disarming deadly weapons, and dodging flesh-searing lasers as we set out to destroy a lot of nasty metal minions.