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Publisher Description

Written by best-selling author, screenwriter, and producer Seth Grahame-Smith (Stephen King’s It), with an introduction by horror icon Wes Craven (A Nightmare on Elm Street), this is a hilarious must-read for any horror movie fan...and it just might save your life.

Are you reading this in a cornfield, at a summer camp, or in an abandoned mental institution? Have you noticed that everything is poorly lit, or that music surges every time you open a door? If the answer is yes, you’re probably trapped in a horror movie. But don’t freak out—just read this book! With it you will learn how to overcome every obstacle found in scary films, including:

• How to determine what type of horror film you’re trapped in
• The five types of slashers and how to defeat them
• How to handle killer dolls, murderous automobiles, and other haunted objects
• How to deal with alien invasions, zombie apocalypses, and other global threats
• What to do if you did something last summer, if your corn has children in it, or if you suspect you’re already dead

GENRE
Arts & Entertainment
RELEASED
2007
May 1
LANGUAGE
EN
English
LENGTH
176
Pages
PUBLISHER
Quirk Books
SELLER
Penguin Random House LLC
SIZE
54.8
MB

Customer Reviews

Yurycka ,

Funny as hell

Easy reading and super funny! I highly recommend it

nathen colberg ,

Fairly entertaining

Pop culture references and obscene descriptors will keep some entertained throughout, myself included. A nice, mind numbing quick read, teenagers being the target audience. Not recommended for fans of substance or story, as it takes the role of a shotty but fun how-to. 3/5 stars.

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