How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You
The Oatmeal

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

    • 3.9 • 74 Ratings
    • $9.99
    • $9.99

Publisher Description

Jesus Rollerblading Christ--another helping of TheOatmeal! Mrow, MOAR kitty comics. Mr. Oats delivers a sidesplitting serving of cat humor in his new book, How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You.

If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of comics, facts, and instructional guides about crazy cat behaviors from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com.

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You presents fan favorites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to Pet a Kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat-themed comic strips. This Oatmeal collection is a must-have for cat-lovers from Mr. Oats! 

  • GENRE
    Humor
    RELEASED
    2012
    October 9
    LANGUAGE
    EN
    English
    LENGTH
    136
    Pages
    PUBLISHER
    Andrews McMeel Publishing
    SELLER
    Andrews McMeel Publishing
    SIZE
    89.7
    MB

    Customer Reviews

    smakofs ,

    Need an iPhone/iPod version

    Great book.. but.. huh?!? No iPhone version!?!!

    🪐 ✨cats ✨🪐 ,

    Magic in your room.

    This book is hilarious. If you too suffer from these “love mauls” Then this is the perfect book for you. Yet the insults and cats surprise me for one. One cannot be one without themselves. And The Oatmeal (aka Mathew Inman) was expressing, well, him. That’s what matters in one’s book.

    Goodbye to the person reading this whose name nor face is open.

    -Wise Yet True-

    Lucifinah ,

    Over priced!

    How and why the hell was I just charged $10 for a book that was no more then 30 pages long. What a waste of my money.

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