I Must Have Grown Up On a Different Planet

A partially-fictitious look at the odd differences between then and now - based on the theory that things are so odd that I must have come from somewhere else entirely. Answers and explanations such as why the Coke in the fridge is always flat, where lost things go, why there's stuff on the side of the road, why people are late, how houses get haunted and why nothing gets done right the first time among many other pressing issues are explained from a very unique perspective.