At 23 years old and still celibate against his will, Wes has run the numbers: it is officially more likely an asteroid will kill him before he ever ends up naked in someone else's bed. What’s his problem, you ask? He couldn’t tell you. Wes likes bars, booze, and fun; he has a job, an apartment, and no major deformities… what more does a 20-something need to be a bit of a slut now and then!? In his quest to lose his virginity and join the legions of normal, sex-having adults, Wes gets everything but lucky. Run-ins with the police, compulsive liars, convicts, a sadistic bikini-waxer named Thelma, and one almost-orgy can all be found in the laugh-out-loud-funny I Swear I’ll Be Good at It!