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Publisher Description

The Gospel of Knee-sus is a non-canonical book, which retells the historical events that led to the revelation, cruci-fiction, and resurrection of a disgruntled National Football League (NFL) quarterback.

Centered around the NFL's mercurial 2016 season, scripturally known as the Year of the Knee, this scroll includes a cast of colorful characters who were both essential and detrimental to Knee-sus' controversial mission.

Find out if God Goodell abandoned Knee-sus at the behest of the Modern-Day Pharisees. Additionally, learn the answers to other pertinent questions such as:
Who are the Knee-groes that Knee-sus was sent to?Why was there animosity between the two disciples named Rowdy Reid and Judas Jenkins?Who made Orange Herod red with anger?Did Messy Magdalene sabotage Knee-sus' career? What is the Church of the Eternal Victim and Victimanity?
Within these sacred pages, no question is left unanswered, and no racial grievance stone left unturned.

Knee-sus' victim-centric path is laid bare at your feet for exploration. Therefore, don't delay or deny him!

Instead, walk with him! (Preferably, in Nike footwear.)

GENRE
Humor
RELEASED
2019
March 3
LANGUAGE
EN
English
LENGTH
90
Pages
PUBLISHER
Politically-Incorrect Publishing
SELLER
Draft2Digital, LLC
SIZE
2.5
MB

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