To The Rude Guy in Apartment Five,
I'm glad you're happy to have moved into a new apartment, but no:
I do not want to have a beer with you.
I do not want to have a nude sleepover.
I do not want to make you breakfast, lunch or dinner, no matter how many lap dances you promise to give me.
I do not need you to serenade me through the walls at 1am.
And no, I have no interest in letting you take me on a date.
P.S. And no, I do not want to know how many accents you can growl in during
intimate moments. How is that even a thing?
P. P. S. Also, you will never finding me standing naked in your living room ever
again, so please stop leaving lingerie packages on my welcome mat.
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Magnolia and Jagger are a part of a quintessential love story. Childhood friends that were torn apart by circumstance only to be brought together by fate. Magnolia is trying to begin her career in San Francisco when the rude guy in apartment five begins to leave notes on her door. The witty banter and back and forth of the notes continues until they finally meet face to face. Magnolia realizes that Jagger is the rude guy in apartment five. Jagger has just moved to San Francisco to “begin” the rest of his life.
To the Rude Guy in Apartment Five is a love story that will have you reading with a smile on your face and the hope for the two main characters to have a happily ever after.
I loved the witty banter back and forth. The characters were so entertaining I was actually laughing out loud. Don’t miss out on this book! It doesn’t disappoint!
Love notes in love
I received this ebook ARC from the author on the condition that I write and honest review.
This book was so entertaining with tons of LOL moments. The constant banter, in the form of notes, was what kept this reader laughing and loving this book. The romance was off the charts and had several hot moments. The main male character is Jagger, an exceptionally, cheerful, romantic man. The main female character is Magnolia, a beautiful, insecure woman. They had known each other when they were younger, but due to a traumatic episode, they had not spoken to each other for years. They meet again when Jagger becomes Magnolias next door neighbor, thus begins the note hilarity. After several misunderstandings, they both realize that they love each other and end in an HEA. I’ve only read a few of Ms Cooper’s books, but after reading this one, I definitely plan to read more, and I highly recommend this book.