To The Rude Guy in Apartment Five

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Publisher Description

To The Rude Guy in Apartment Five,

I'm glad you're happy to have moved into a new apartment, but no:

I do not want to have a beer with you.

I do not want to have a nude sleepover.

I do not want to make you breakfast, lunch or dinner, no matter how many lap dances you promise to give me.

I do not need you to serenade me through the walls at 1am.

And no, I have no interest in letting you take me on a date.

Sincerely,

Magnolia Allen

P.S. And no, I do not want to know how many accents you can growl in during

intimate moments. How is that even a thing?

P. P. S. Also, you will never finding me standing naked in your living room ever

again, so please stop leaving lingerie packages on my welcome mat.

GENRE
Romance
RELEASED
2020
March 30
LANGUAGE
EN
English
LENGTH
238
Pages
PUBLISHER
J. S. Cooper
SELLER
Draft2Digital, LLC
SIZE
313.6
KB

Customer Reviews

ShellyB2012 ,

Had promise, failed terribly

This book started out so good! It was funny and had a lot of promise. The ending was very disappointing. Jagger went from funny to needy and weird.

jloudun ,

Caught me by Surprise

This book has been suggested for me multiple times, but the negative reviews made me think it would be another sexy fast book without substance. I’m happy those reviews are wrong. Yes, the humor is raunchy, and it’s not written in the overly flowery language of most romance books. But that makes this book better. It was hilarious with endearing characters that you rooted for. 10/10 recommend. Take a chance on a different romance book, and have some fun with this one.

mandigun76 ,

Great book!!

This book made me laugh out loud!! I couldn’t put it down!! Absolutely loved it!!

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