Tell Your Sheep to Go the Bleep to Sleep

An Indian and his cow, after having had a hot romance over a mu-mu platter, have a separation, . The little girl told to "go the expletive to sleep" comes up with ten unanswerable ways to say "No!" Hemingway is drunk and aroused as he rewrites The Great Gatsby, cows are interplanetary aliens in disguise, and George W. Bush and his National Spin Council plot to tell the American people, "I stand by all the misstatements I have made. So don't cry for me, Argentina!"

Further, three visually disadvantaged mice make inappropriate advances, much else happens in: this anthology of humor and satire that will change your life and enable you to have incredible sex!