If 50 Is The New 30, Then 30 Ain't What It Used To Be‪!‬

It began long ago on a school stage where a little girl ditched her scripted lines and cracked wise to horrified teachers and howling classmates. Kathleen Norton found her Inner Smarty Pants and has never looked back. Today, the award-winning boomer humor columnist's biggest wish is for a sweaty, pudgy doll called Mid-Life Crisis Barbie.

As Kathleen says: If 50 Is The New 30, Then 30 Ain't What It Used To Be