Inappropriate Colours, 12 Story-Delights for the Whacky Mind

The old typewriter, he finally had purchased at an auction, had found a place of honour on his majestic wooden desk. He bought cleaning agents and carefully cleaned it. He gave the typewriter a name. Emilia, which was his ex wife's name. Of course his ex wife didn't know about this. Emilia had a special place on the desk. Every day she got fresh flowers, which he placed in an exact right angle to her within the distance of 3 inches.

Inappropriate Colours,12 story-delights for the whacky mind is for adventurers at hearts like you, who love to venture into new imaginary realms, full of absurdity, laughter and surprising twists you didn’t see coming.

Meet Mr. Nobody or Somebody, whose life revolves around his typewriter Emilia until one day everything changes. Or the pasta measurer, who involves the hornet hooverer into his dark business activities. Not to forget the conductor frog, throwing tantrums and giving a lost turtle a hard time.

Each story will delight your sense of wackiness. It’s as if you are at a buffet and can chose different exotic foods, instead of just having one main meal and that’s it.
Here, you can dive into one adventure and than back out again as you please, reading as many stories at a time as you like.

It’s brilliant, especially when you don’t have the time to get lost into a whole novel, but feel like diving into bizarre story-land, looking for inspiration as well as entertainment.

Don’t wait any longer, get your copy now!

Table of Contents

When the K disappeared

The legendary nerve quarter

The art of backtalking

The lost mouse in the heating

The snoring blueberry!

Maybe it’s a troll hoover…

Meetings on the hill

The frog, who wanted to steal the turtle’s shell

The transmission bench

The butter bee and the no tree

Cloud Nr.9 and the professional shitholders!

The highly sensitive flat