Brandywine and Billy the Kid

She was Half Crazy, and He was Half Insane
Brandywine and Billy the Kid. She was half crazy, and he was half insane. That pretty much sums up their psychological profile. Together their lives were a banquet of adventure and regret. More adventure than regret, to be sure. Brandywine was quick to laugh, and Billy was quick to react. Billy thought he wore the pants in the relationship, but Brandywine just laughed about that. And, of course, that made Billy anxious. Billy wore his pants down around his ass long before it became such a popular prison fashion (eventually leaking out into the general population of misfits and gangsta wannabe’s), and Brandy had hers cinched up high, skin-tight, clinging to her own ass, and ready for business. Tough guy Billy was pretty soft when it came to Brandy. She was the boss, but pretended he was; and he pretended he was, but knew that she was.