I've Still Got It...I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It I've Still Got It...I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It

I've Still Got It...I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It

Awkwardly True Tales from the Far Side of Forty

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Publisher Description

Welcome to Middle Age! Please check your functioning internal thermostat and razor-sharp memory at the door and pour yourself a nice, stiff drink...

Jenna McCarthy might be forty-something, but she doesn’t feel forty-something. She certainly doesn’t look forty-something. (Actually she does, but she’s in denial so maybe don’t mention it?) And between complaining about how tired she is, trying to remember what she came in here for and wondering whether she drinks too much, she does not have time for a crisis.

She has, however, had time to crack the mysterious midlife code. She’s figured out how to tame her muffin top, keep the spark in her marriage and probably not die a fiery hoarder’s death. She’s learned the trick to looking ten years younger and the secret to feeling ten times happier (and it only cost $14.99 plus shipping and handling). And she’s discovered the one thing she will need to do for the rest of ever if she’s going to continue to refuse to “dress her age.”

Tackling everything from cosmetic surgery and financial panic to skinny jeans and the meaning of life, I’ve Still Got It... is a middle age manifesto filled with hilarious misadventures, humiliating confessions and occasional (hot) flashes of genius.

GENRE
Humor
RELEASED
2014
July 1
LANGUAGE
EN
English
LENGTH
320
Pages
PUBLISHER
Penguin Publishing Group
SELLER
Penguin Random House LLC
SIZE
1.4
MB

Customer Reviews

a_zoli ,

Hilarious, yet painfully true!

Jenny McCarthy tells it like it is about aging...not so gracefully. I'm only on the 2nd chapter, and can't put it down. I have never written a review before, like...ever, but had to share how much Jenny's descriptions of being forty-something are like she is in my head writing down my thoughts and feelings. LOVE IT! When I was feeling pretty down about my age and feeling like I'm falling apart, this is exactly what I needed to read to get a new spin to find humor in it, and know I'm not the only one feelin' it!

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