This wasn't in the contract.
Simon Quigley had no idea what to expect when he agreed to do this for the money, but the eight-foot-tall pink alien isn't what he was expecting. For starters, Simon's straight.
And Mohrn isn't a girl.
The contract? It's unbreakable.
It's going to be a long five years...
[102k words, sci-fi, m/nb, m-preg, aliens who look like aliens]