Just Another Laowai

What do you do when you reach a certain age and decide to retrain as a teacher but have trouble gaining a place Go to China of course, oh, and teach English! This is precisely what the author did, dragging along his girlfriend for good measure. Follow his adventures as he tries to come to terms with Chinese culture, sightseeing, food poisoning and playing for the Beijing Drifters football team, not necessarily in that order