Keep Your Kilt Pulled Down

This is not one of those stories that should start with "once upon a time". This is a Southern fairy tale, and they always start with "you ain't gonna believe this crap." This is kind of an unfortunate start for a book that's about the facts of my life. There's really not a story line; it's simply a compilation of crazy events that have filled a life. Some of these stories are very funny, so if you have heart trouble, asthma, or a weak bladder, grab an aspirin, your inhaler, and a fresh diaper, and proceed with caution. This book is not a self-help book or an inspiring epic novel of heroics, it's simply an attempt to bring laughter to the lives of others and to assure them that we're all a little bit crazy. Grab your favorite blanket and settle back to enjoy some lighthearted stories of a Southern Scottish family. It's silly, unprofessional, and probably unreadable, but hey, like my momma always said, Columbus took a chance.