Kidnapped‪!‬

What’s a poor Private Dick to do? My little sister, Susie, decides she wants to be a private dick… err, make that “detective” or “investigator”, like me, and comes in with her college education and totally ruins my life. I was happy being a tough-talking, hard-nosed PI making just enough to keep myself in booze while flirting with gorgeous dames who would do anything if I get proof that their husbands are cheating.

Suddenly all that changes. I’m in a fancy upscale office, have a highly efficient secretary, more clients than I know what to do with, and, worse of all, a computer on my desk! It’s enough to make a hard-boiled PI cry.

Then this mob boss kidnaps my old flame (which still burns brightly in my heart) to force me to rescue his daughter from another mobster. Mobster number one is tormenting Linda Goodbody, love of my life, and sending me video of it, while mobster number two is torturing number one’s daughter and sending photos to him. Just when I think I have everything worked out, my little sister is nabbed, and graphic video of her torture is showing on my cell phone.

You’ll need a computer program to keep track of all the kidnapped girls…