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Publisher Description

Do You Know: A good reason to be phobic about oysters and olives?That you can step inside a roaring coal furnace and feet cool?That Jesus had an older brother?How shutting your mouth can help you avoid brain surgery?How to avoid cow-pies during your baptism?How to survive in the winter wilderness with only a fishing pole and a sausage?Chris Crutcher
knows the answers to these
things and more.
And once you have read about Chris Crutcher's life as a dateless, broken-toothed, scabbed-over, God-fearing dweeb, and once you have contemplated his ascension to the buckskin-upholstered throne of the King of the Mild Frontier, you will close this book, close your eyes and hold it to your chest, and say, "I, too, can be an author."
Hell, anyone can.

GENRE
Young Adult
RELEASED
2009
September 22
LANGUAGE
EN
English
LENGTH
272
Pages
PUBLISHER
Greenwillow Books
SELLER
HARPERCOLLINS PUBLISHERS
SIZE
1.8
MB
AUDIENCE
Ninth Grade

Customer Reviews

Jcroty ,

King of the Mild Frontier

If you’ve been an adolescent male with an older brother or two … read this. It’s an instant classic. Stories are well told and well constructed. They had me laughing out loud. Well done!

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