Kinky Secrets of Alice in Wonderland Kinky Secrets of Alice in Wonderland
Book 1 - The Kinky Secrets of Alice

Kinky Secrets of Alice in Wonderland

A Fairytale for Adults

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Publisher Description

BEYOND FIFTY SHADES OF GREY...

Eighteen-year-old Alice is unhappy. Her boyfriend is nice and polite, but he's also quick and careless in bed, and doesn't give Alice the attention and variety she craves. But he's not entirely to blame, because Alice herself doesn't understand her own needs. She's heard about what sex is supposed to be like but has never felt anything remotely close to what she's read about in bestselling books.


BEYOND 9 1/2 WEEKS...

Then Alice follows a vibrating white rabbit down a deep, dark hole, which leads to a place beyond her wildest imagination. There are no nice boys--or girls--down here. Only those who indulge in secret, forbidden, kinky fantasies.


BEYOND PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES...

Alice is confused and frightened and... aroused. She is bound. Teased. Spanked. Toyed. Brought to the limits of sexual endurance. And during her trials, she begins to understand her body's needs for the very first time.


BEYOND THUNDERDOME...

This isn't the fairy tale you grew up reading. This isn't for children at all. This is for those with dark desires, who wish to explore erotic excess beyond the plain vanilla of everyday life.


KINKY SECRETS OF ALICE IN WONDERLAND by Melinda DuChamp

Follow Alice down the rabbit hole, if you dare...


Kinky Secrets of Alice in Wonderland is slightly longer than the Lewis Carroll version, roughly 32,000 words or 130 paper pages long.


It's smart erotica for people who like to laugh... just like you.


WHAT READERS ARE SAYING:


"This is the funniest adult novel I've ever read!" - Anonymous


"A surprisingly intelligent, well-written parody, and also very hot." - A Different Anonymous


"Sexy as hell. This is really going to turn you on." - A turned-on woman who asked not to be named


"Wow! If you were disappointed in other books that claim to be titillating, here's the cure. You won't be able to put it down." - Jane Doe


"I love my Kindle, because no one around me knows what's on it. Reading this ebook feels like I'm doing something wicked and daring." - Jane Doe's BFF


"You'll bookmark the whole thing. Trust me." - A satisfied reader


"My wife really benefited from me reading this." - A friend of the author


"Melinda DuChamp is my favorite author, because she came over and painted my house. Also, her book is pretty good." - The author's cousin


"I read it and returned it because I'm thrifty, but now I wish I'd kept it because there are some scenes I want to revisit." - A cheapskate


"Comic erotica! They should invent a new category called comerotica or erotomic. On second thought, that's pretty stupid." - A man with too much time on his hands


"My new safeword is DuChamp!" - An enlightened fan


"I read it in one sitting, then had to go to the Emergency Room for a priapism." - A man about to sue the author


"Strawberry is my favorite flavor." - A woman who likes strawberry


"I also like chocolate." - The same woman


What are you waiting for? Read this book immediately!

GENRE
Romance
RELEASED
2022
November 14
LANGUAGE
EN
English
LENGTH
140
Pages
PUBLISHER
Kydala Publishing, Inc.
SELLER
Charles Heintzelman
SIZE
501.1
KB

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