Kinky Secrets of Alice Trilogy

THE FIRST THREE BOOKS IN ONE PACKAGE!


Eighteen-year-old Alice is sexually unfulfilled. But then she follows a very special white rabbit to places beyond her wildest erotica imagination. There are no nice boys--or girls--down here. Only those who indulge in secret, forbidden, kinky fantasies.


From escapades in a sexual Wonderland, to some hot encounters through the Looking Glass, and on to the infamous Hellfire Club, this isn't the fairy tale you grew up reading. This adults-only story is for those with sinful desires, who wish to explore erotic excess beyond the plain vanilla of everyday life.


The bestselling erotica trilogy is now compiled into a single, full-length novel, ready and waiting for only the most adventurous readers.


KINKY SECRETS OF ALICE TRILOGY by Melinda DuChamp

Follow Alice down the rabbit hole, if you dare...


Kinky Secrets of Alice Trilogy is 388 pages long, crammed full of the sexiest, kinkiest, and funniest adult romance you've ever read.


It's erotica for smart people who like to laugh... just like you.


WHAT READERS ARE SAYING:


"This is the funniest adult novel I've ever read!" - Anonymous


"A surprisingly intelligent, well-written parody, and also very hot." - A Different Anonymous


"Sexy as hell. This is really going to turn you on." - A turned-on woman who asked not to be named


"Wow! If you were disappointed in other books that claim to be titillating, here's the cure. You won't be able to put it down." - Jane Doe


"I love my Kindle, because no one around me knows what's on it. Reading this ebook feels like I'm doing something wicked and daring." - Jane Doe's BFF


"You'll bookmark the whole thing. Trust me." - A satisfied reader


"My wife really benefited from me reading this." - A friend of the author


"Melinda DuChamp is my favorite author, because she came over and painted my house. Also, her book is pretty good." - The author's cousin


"I read it and returned it because I'm thrifty, but now I wish I'd kept it because there are some scenes I want to revisit." - A cheapskate


"Comic erotica! They should invent a new category called comerotica or erotomic. On second thought, that's pretty stupid." - A man with too much time on his hands


"My new safeword is DuChamp!" - An enlightened fan


"I read it in one sitting, then had to go to the Emergency Room for a priapism." - A man about to sue the author


"Strawberry is my favorite flavor." - A woman who likes strawberry


"I also like chocolate." - The same woman


"I laughed out loud, then reached for my sleeping husband." - Anonymous


"I was sleeping, and then, WHAM!" - Anonymous's husband


"During the love scenes, my Kindle got so hot it melted to my lap. Now I'm going to sue." - Jane Doe's friend


"I gave this to my boyfriend so he could learn something about a woman's needs, and now he can't take his hands (among other things) off me! Thanks Ms. DuChamp!" - A lucky lady


"OMG! Now I'm having dirty thoughts about Humpty Dumpty! I'll never look at eggs the same way again!" - Jane Doe II


"Do people even read book descriptions this far?" - A concerned fan


So what are you waiting for? Read this book right now!