Kinky Secrets of Witches

HERE IS IT, NICE AND ROUGH


This is the story of a witch in New York.


Actually, it is two stories.


The first story is an adult paranormal romance. Sweet. Sexy. Funny. It has some steamy parts, a heroine you can root for, and a Happily Ever After.


The second story is erotica. Rude. Hilarious. Filthy. It has a lot of kinky parts, and the heroine goes through quite the edging ordeal.


Whether you want a spicy, romantic adventure, or a wicked trip down a very naughty road, KINKY SECRETS OF WITCHES has got it covered…


KINKY SECRETS OF WITCHES by Melinda DuChamp

Do you like it nice? Or do you like it rough?


Kinky Secrets of Witches is a 200 page book that is a fun romp with a plus-size heroine on a journey of sexual discovery and self-acceptance.


It's erotica for smart people who like to laugh... just like you.


WHAT READERS ARE SAYING:



"So DuChamp, famous for erotic parodies of classic books, has done a contemporary paranormal romance with kinky overtones? I'm all in!" - A reader who is all in


"This is like an alternate reality book, with two very different versions of the same story. One is a lot filthier than the other. I like them both." - A reader who likes them both


"Melinda DuChamp is the greatest thing since sliced bread. But sliced bread is better for sandwiches." - A man who likes DuChamp, and sandwiches


"Why are all of these quotes anonymous?" - Anonymous


"I once knew a man from Nantucket." - I bet you did, you nasty thing


"Witches are real! They're everywhere and they're after us!" - A paranoid


"Cute. Hot." - A woman of few words


"That paranoid dude who said witches were after him was lying. Also, he won't bother anyone again." - The witches


"Remember that episode of Moonlighting where David and Maddie finally had sex? That one was my favorite." - Someone who misses Moonlighting


"I'm waiting for the movie." - Someone who doesn't know this will never be a movie


So don't wait for the movie! Read this book immediately!