A Warning from the Publisher:
Many readers have questions about Lemony Snicket, author of the distressing serial concerning the trials of the charming but unlucky Baudelaire orphans, published under the collective title A Series of Unfortunate Events. Before purchasing, borrowing, or stealing this book, you should be aware that it contains the answers to some of those questions, such as the following:
1. Who is Lemony?
2. Is there a secret organization I should know about?
3. Why does Lemony Snicket spend his time researching and writing distressing books concerning the Baudelaire orphans?
4. Why do all of Lemony Snicket's books contain a sad dedication to a woman named Beatrice?
5. If there's nothing out there, what was that noise?
Our advice to you is that you find a book that answers less upsetting questions than this one. Perhaps your librarian, bookseller, or parole officer can recommend a book that answers the question, "Aren't ponies adorable?"
"A certain maniacal glee went into the creation of this archly humorous volume," said PW. "The contents lead readers on a merry goose chase. The 13 (naturally) chapters burst with red herrings, non sequiturs, mysterious letters, diary entries not to mention fading b&w photographs with captions such as 'Total strangers' and 'W?H?O?' " Ages 10-up.
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Answers a lot of Very Fascinating Details
This is for whomever want to have the answer To have the answer to the tragic lives of the bouldelair orphans
This book does not cause melancholy
This book will not cause you Melancoly if you are reading it in an elevator or in a small tin orphan shack or in the penthouse at 667 dark avenue while drinking parsley soda or if you are reading this in a self stating hot air mobile home
Only if you are a Crimal then you may find this book unhelpful because if you are a good one you will not find the codes hidden among the margins
Luv luv luv luv the book!!!!
My library teacher got me the first book and i just finished reading it!! It was amazing i want to read the rest of the books i hope their as good as the first one. Also I love that they give u definitions of words since i am only 11 i don't understand some words!! Also i can relate to klaus more i am a humongous reader!!! What are u waiting for.get the books!!!