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Publisher Description

A Warning from the Publisher:

Many readers have questions about Lemony Snicket, author of the distressing serial concerning the trials of the charming but unlucky Baudelaire orphans, published under the collective title A Series of Unfortunate Events. Before purchasing, borrowing, or stealing this book, you should be aware that it contains the answers to some of those questions, such as the following:

1. Who is Lemony?

2. Is there a secret organization I should know about?

3. Why does Lemony Snicket spend his time researching and writing distressing books concerning the Baudelaire orphans?

4. Why do all of Lemony Snicket's books contain a sad dedication to a woman named Beatrice?

5. If there's nothing out there, what was that noise?

Our advice to you is that you find a book that answers less upsetting questions than this one. Perhaps your librarian, bookseller, or parole officer can recommend a book that answers the question, "Aren't ponies adorable?"

June 12
Grades 3-7

Customer Reviews

Uni#1🦄 ,

Answers a lot of Very Fascinating Details

This is for whomever want to have the answer To have the answer to the tragic lives of the bouldelair orphans

Dee_Loves_Potter🦁⚡️ ,

This book does not cause melancholy

This book will not cause you Melancoly if you are reading it in an elevator or in a small tin orphan shack or in the penthouse at 667 dark avenue while drinking parsley soda or if you are reading this in a self stating hot air mobile home

Only if you are a Crimal then you may find this book unhelpful because if you are a good one you will not find the codes hidden among the margins

Unsatisfied1lnnonkkmññnñ ,

Luv luv luv luv the book!!!!

My library teacher got me the first book and i just finished reading it!! It was amazing i want to read the rest of the books i hope their as good as the first one. Also I love that they give u definitions of words since i am only 11 i don't understand some words!! Also i can relate to klaus more i am a humongous reader!!! What are u waiting for.get the books!!!

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