Publisher Description

Ever been almost-beheaded by a snow-plow? Turned into an undead by a homeless vampire? Cheated and betrayed  by your lying sack of s**t husband? Welcome to my life… or, more correctly, my crazy after-life.


To everyone behind the gates of our wealthy community in Charming, Mississippi, my husband and I were the Joneses everyone tried to keep up with. A beautiful house, the perfect gated community, two gorgeous kids, and a supposedly flawless marriage.


Until I came home and caught him rolling around in our bed, hip-deep in my best friend.


Which led to the aforementioned snow plow incident. I woke up with a fear of the sun and a propensity for drinking blood. Or in laymen’s terms, a vampire.


I thought vampires were supposed to be hot and  irresistible.  But my Maker smells like he just stepped out of a sewer and he has the appeal of a turd in a punch bowl.


But you know how life is as one of the Joneses...gotta keep up. Keep up appearances, that is.


I’ve swapped my Triple, Venti, Sugar-Free, Non-Fat Caramel Macchiato for a stainless steel rambler that keeps my O-Negative at the perfect room temperature. I can still manage the carpool lane, with the right sunglasses to hide my crazy eyes. But between daytime soccer games, a missing college student who might have been a vampire kill, trying not to drain my soon-to-be-ex-husband, and keeping my neighbors in the dark, I’m shaking in my Jimmy Choos. I'm not sure I can do this.


My name is Rachel Jones, and I’m the vampire housewife.

GENRE
Romance
RELEASED
2019
October 15
LANGUAGE
EN
English
LENGTH
290
Pages
PUBLISHER
Jodi Vaughn
SELLER
jodi vaughn
SIZE
2.1
MB

Customer Reviews

Grandma PNR ,

Housewife mother and Vampire

A good fun story about Rachael a mother,wife and how she became a vampire after a snowplow accident.
Just a cute fun story with good characters.
Enjoyed reading.
Can't wait to read the next.
Voluntarily reviewed.

Deb W. 81 ,

Lipstick & Lies & Deadly Goodbyes

❤️ 📚 👍. Love this series and author is one of my favorites. None of she reads disappoint me.

Heather d b ,

Really great

This was a really great book. I love books that involve your emotions and this book did that. The story and characters are very well written. I will definitely be reading more from this author. I recommend reading.

I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.

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