Long Live Hoes

His wife died of a heart attack while orgasming. His father and grandmother killed themselves on the same day. He would have done it too if only he didn’t like hoes so much. Nikola is a painter trying to become rich and famous so he can visit brothels and satisfy his perverted desires. “One prostitute a day keeps suicide away.” However, in the poor and corrupted country he lives in, making it to the big league requires a lot more than a gift and hard work. Nikola has to be very creative to come up with quick ways to earn money for prostitutes. Along the way, a special woman named Lara enters his life and threatens to turn everything upside down. And it all starts with his decision to lose his virginity in a brothel because of a special fetish he is shy to talk about.

Originally published as “Stories from the Brothel,” this book was in the finals for the Pauline Reage Award. It is the first book from the series “Long Live Hoes” that provides a unique male perspective about sexual maturing and falling in love. While some consider this book both hilarious and important in describing male psychology, others think it is the most sexist book ever and a perfect representation of toxic masculinity.

“The book Andrew Tate should read.” - Loony

"Finally! An erotic book from a guy's point of view. Nikola's coming of age, battles to accept himself and his fetish, and crazy schemes to make money make this novel much more than just another erotic book." -Madame Magdalena