What would you do...
...if your best friend were plotting the annihilation of a small, furry neighborhood poodle? Or if your parents up and moved to an Outward Bound-type survival camp in the middle of the desert? How about if your grandmother bought you new bras and underwear -- and you actually thought they were a teensy bit, umm, sexy?
Most people would not react well.
Tess Whistle's junior year of high school is off to a fairly bizarre start. One might even say her life is spiraling out of control. But with her sense of humor firmly intact and her first real boyfriend on her arm, Tess is dealing with the ridiculous twists quite well, thankyouverymuch.
Just wait until her shoes explode.
Readers will be immediately drawn to this hilarious and heartfelt first novel about a girl who falls in love and has her first sexual experience and tries to let go of her fears. Tess Whistle lives in Idaho with paranoid parents, who "became born again" after a kitchen fire. The book begins with an account of how she loses her virginity, then flashes back to the start of junior year, when she expected to stay a virgin until she is "at least engaged." Tess has plenty of phobias, mostly of the natural world where she could be "torn to pieces by a pack of recently relocated gray wolves." Just before her whole life crumbles, Benjamin Easter transfers to her school. Tess falls intensely in love without realizing "that you can't depend on another person to provide your own balance." And there's no doubt that Tess's life is out of balance: Her best friend is building a bomb, claiming she wants to blow up a poodle, her parents run off to join a survival camp, and Tess tells Ben she is diabetic as way of explaining her "juvenile" apple juice box, then maintains the lie. Readers may be so busy laughing out loud at the eccentric characters and outrageous plotting that they may not realize how much they have grown to empathize with desperate Tess until her relationship is in crisis. Readers will fall in love with this offbeat story and its rich lesson about living a life without guarantees. Ages 14-up.
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This was a good book but not my fav.
Ending isn't what I expected
From the first chapter of the book I was hooked. The story is very emotional yet funny. Great plot!! Except for the ending. It was too short, too simple, and I felt like it needed something more. A little umph. But being a teenager, I could really relate to the whole thing. Ultimately one of my favorite books.
Reading this book felt like I was reading the grown up life of a Junie B Jones-like character! Tracy's writing style is so informal and conversational in a way that truly allows you to get into Tess' head! I caught myself both laughing aloud with the character as well as feeling her pains. I can't wait for another Kristen Tracy book to read!