Love of the Undefined

Louise is an average 16 year old girl.
Well, almost.
She eats a lot, sleeps a lot and has sarcasm listed as her second language. She is also a lover of chicken kievs, but that's beside the point.
There's just one thing that set's her apart from others.
Issues.
Lots and lots of issues.
Oh, and a stalker who claims he's going to teach her how to love herself.
Sweet sixteen, huh? Where did that phrase ever come from.