Lychee Rambutan, Ninja Master

Somewhere in a secret dojo, the location of which I cannot reveal to you on pain of being tickled, is the greatest martial arts master of all time. Born of a Lychee mother and a Rambutan father, he has mastered all martial arts, including Kung Pao Chicken, the difficult, two-part Spring Roll, Tamagoyaki, Tonkatsu, or the art of repelling cats without making them sneeze, and even the dreaded Miso Stupid. Come with me, if you dare, and learn the ancient secrets of Lychee Rambutan, Ninja Master!