Lynch Heinouson: Psycho Vampire

LYNCH HEINOUSON: PSYCHO VAMPIRE is a very black comedy that follows the happy-go-lucky adventures of a psychopathic serial killer who gets turned into a vampire. It's rude. It's crude. It doesn't pull any punches. And it's very VERY funny.

As the well-meaning young mass murderer tries to find his place in the world and achieve his dearest ambition (extermination of all life: humans, animals and insects - not birds, they're okay), he is hunted down by his arch nemesis.

Jake Gutt is a cop in the loosest possible sense; a man who believes in the three cardinal rules of police work: (1) Torture first, don't bother with questions, (2) Never drink on the job (unless it's beer or spirits), and (3) Never let a chance to profit from a drug bust pass you by.

The book follows these two loveable characters from age seven as their... unorthodox upbringing help to shape their impressionable young minds.

In their thirties, with thousands of murders already under their belts, Jake and Lynch must finally face one another and find out at last who has the bigger gun.