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Publisher Description

What could possibly go wrong when a Mermaid and a Werewolf are sent on a dangerous mission by the drunken, diaper-wearing God of the Sea?

Better question. What could possibly go right?


Unlike my sisters, I haven’t found my HEA. And I’m looking—hard. But finding a man who wants to blowhole dive in Hawaii on the first date is more difficult than you might imagine. I’ve been forced to settle for a few meaningless orgasms with men who disappear when I suggest fun activities, like scaling twenty stories while blindfolded.

Look, I know meaningless nookie won’t help me find my happily ever after, or even a guy who believes tightrope handstands over the Grand Canyon are fun. But there is someone out there for me so next time I do the horizontal mambo, it’s for keeps.

May the gods help me.  Well, me and whoever I boink next.


Being a Vegan Werewolf has its drawbacks. I’ve been exiled from my pack and even the petting zoo of deer, rabbits and raccoons I keep safely tucked away from my fellow Weres isn’t enough to banish the loneliness I feel. Talking to myself is becoming dangerous. Just two days ago out of stupefying boredom, I made a wager with myself that I could fly. It didn’t end well.

Thankfully Poseidon is sending me on a mission. Unfortunately, it’s with a crazy Mermaid who has a worse reputation for death defying recreation than me.

I have no clue what’s in store, but may the gods help me. Well, me and this swimming hottie, because I’m totally down.

May 20
Robyn Peterman
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Customer Reviews

fcheavenly ,


Overall rating: 4.999 lol

A mermaid-werewolf match like no other! So if you have had the privilege of reading other books by this author, it goes without saying that it is filled with laugh-till-you -pee humor! I have yet to be disappointed! I am in awe of the creativity and imagination it takes to make each of these characters so unique while still maintaining the over the top snark I have come to love! And I have to say....extreme death wish....slammed dunked me yet again!! Outstanding! All my reviews are always voluntarily written.

meemah-kim ,


This was a funny read! You get entertained by mermaids, a vegan werewolf, Gnomes and a Greek god. The plot is unique and the characters are well written. Great read for a laugh or two.

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