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Publisher Description

What could possibly go wrong when a Mermaid and a Werewolf are sent on a dangerous mission by the drunken, diaper-wearing God of the Sea?



Better question. What could possibly go right?


Madison

Unlike my sisters, I haven’t found my HEA. And I’m looking—hard. But finding a man who wants to blowhole dive in Hawaii on the first date is more difficult than you might imagine. I’ve been forced to settle for a few meaningless orgasms with men who disappear when I suggest fun activities, like scaling twenty stories while blindfolded.


Look, I know meaningless nookie won’t help me find my happily ever after, or even a guy who believes tightrope handstands over the Grand Canyon are fun. But there is someone out there for me so next time I do the horizontal mambo, it’s for keeps.


May the gods help me.  Well, me and whoever I boink next.


Rick

Being a Vegan Werewolf has its drawbacks. I’ve been exiled from my pack and even the petting zoo of deer, rabbits and raccoons I keep safely tucked away from my fellow Weres isn’t enough to banish the loneliness I feel. Talking to myself is becoming dangerous. Just two days ago out of stupefying boredom, I made a wager with myself that I could fly. It didn’t end well.


Thankfully Poseidon is sending me on a mission. Unfortunately, it’s with a crazy Mermaid who has a worse reputation for death defying recreation than me.


I have no clue what’s in store, but may the gods help me. Well, me and this swimming hottie, because I’m totally down.

GENRE
Romance
RELEASED
2019
May 20
LANGUAGE
EN
English
LENGTH
226
Pages
PUBLISHER
Robyn Peterman
SELLER
Robyn Peterman-Zahn
SIZE
6.6
MB

Customer Reviews

fcheavenly ,

Bravo!

Overall rating: 4.999 lol

A mermaid-werewolf match like no other! So if you have had the privilege of reading other books by this author, it goes without saying that it is filled with laugh-till-you -pee humor! I have yet to be disappointed! I am in awe of the creativity and imagination it takes to make each of these characters so unique while still maintaining the over the top snark I have come to love! And I have to say....extreme death wish....slammed dunked me yet again!! Outstanding! All my reviews are always voluntarily written.

meemah-kim ,

Funny

This was a funny read! You get entertained by mermaids, a vegan werewolf, Gnomes and a Greek god. The plot is unique and the characters are well written. Great read for a laugh or two.

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