Magic by the Dollar: A Skeptic, a Scrooge, and Two Kids in the Kingdom of Orlando

One family. Three days. Two theme parks. Will they survive?
The players.
Code name: The Skeptic. When he was a kid, his parents would drive him and his sister down on annual torture-trips to Florida, with the dog sandwiched between them. The Skeptic hates crowds and noise, and barely tolerates his own family. Theme parks=the most excruciating place on earth, to him. So why should he submit to this hell? Because of…
Code name: The Scrooge. She got a deal on cheap hotel rooms in Happyworld. All they have to do is listen to a time share presentation. No big deal, in exchange for a few days of magic and wonder in Happyworld and Blockville. Because they’re bringing…
Code name: Mad Max. Seven years old. All of his classmates have already been to Happyworld. Some of them have already gone twice! One of them missed two weeks of school! It’s not fair! And…
Code name: Anger-stasia. Three years old. Barely out of diapers, usually cheery, but prone to screaming fits if things go wrong.
But nothing goes wrong in Happyworld and Blockville.
Ever.