Memoirs of a Devil

Better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven. 

Whatever weakling said that is beyond pathetic. I've ruled in Hell. It was easy. So easy I got bored with it after only two years. Evil is for the lazy and unimaginative. Being good? That takes real work, dedication, and self-reflection. I see the face of evil every time I look in the mirror. 

Now I am seeing a familiar threat here, back on Earth.

Someone is using my plan for world domination to try to take over my new home.

What they don't seem to understand is this.

This world is mine. 

I won't let anyone take it from me.