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“The Funniest Collection Of Gay Sex Advice Columns Since Dan Savage!”

--Will Arnett, Gay Dating Success Website. 


Woody Miller, “The Dan Savage of the east coast” writes the wildly popular gay sex column, Need Wood? Tips For Getting Timber. Now, for the first time you can read his ‘best of’ columns in one hilarious volume. 


Here’s Woody on a variety of subjects covered in the book: 


On making sure you’re clean before doing the deed: Douche. Gravy’s only good on mashed potatos. 


How can you tell if you’re a sex addict? I’d say it’s the same process as figuring out if you’re gay. If you have to ask yourself the question the answer is yes. 


On average penis size? Men lie about size. Why do you think we came up with maps that associate an inch with a mile? Realizing that too many men were backdating their stock options, urologists now only rely on studies with third parties doing the measuring. The average erect penis size shrank from Kinsey’ 6.2 inches to 5.1 inches! 


On the importance of being versatile. Versatile guys tend to make better tops. If you know what you like done, you’ll know what needs doing. As a top, you’re more likely to have extra patience during the entry phase because as a bottom you know an inch feels like a foot. As a top you’re more likely to re-apply lube because as a bottom you know that when it comes to lube, nothing succeeds like excess. 


On how to get your mouth wet enough to give good oral. Getting oral with a dry mouth is like eating a salad without dressing. Do this in your next session and I guarantee mouth dryness goes away: Picture biting into a lemon. 

The Ultimate Gay Sex Guide Will Have You Laughing AND Taking Notes.


Here are just a few questions answered in the book, chapter by chapter: 


1. Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About That Thing Between Your Legs. 

Why does my penis curve when it gets hard? How many drinks can you have before alcohol affects your erections? The best answer to somebody who asks how big your dick is online. The urologist-approved way to measure your penis. 


2. How To Avoid Paving The Road To Anal Sex With Bacon Bits. 

How to bottom without pain or stains. How to get your top boyfriend to bottom. Does bottoming cause hemorrhoids? How a better diet can turn you into a better bottom. Can big dicks cause permanent injury? Can two bottoms have a relationship? 


3. Sex Techniques That’ll Turn You Into A Porn Star. 

How to give incomparable blowjobs. Techniques for deep throating. Thrusting patterns that make you a better top. How to ask your partner if he’s clean down there without insulting him. How to tell your partner he sucks in the sack. 


4. How To Meet Hotter Guys. 

How to stop being single. Flirting and body language tips. How to handle a f*ck buddy who wants to date? Should you lie about your age online? How to get over the love of your life. Why do you lose interest the minute he finally pays attention to you? 


5. Couples Therapy: Love on the Couch 

How to handle your boyfriend losing interest in sex. You want monogamy; he wants an open relationship. How to get your bottom boyfriend to top you. You want it once a day; he wants it once a week. Should you forgive an unfaithful boyfriend? 


6. You Ain’t Right & There’s Nothing Wrong With That. 

What to do about sexual fantasies you’re ashamed of. Light bondage tips for vanilla couples that think the scene is too rough for them. How to talk dirty in bed. How to make homegrown porn. A guide to role-playing in bed. 


7. Safe Sex Is Not A Padded Headboard. 

How to stop going limp when you put a condom on. Is it okay to turn down a guy you like because he’s HIV positive? How to tell potential dates that you’re HIV positive.

GENRE
Self-Development
RELEASED
2013
December 21
LANGUAGE
EN
English
LENGTH
140
Pages
PUBLISHER
Woodpecker Media
SELLER
Woodpecker Media LLC
SIZE
702.7
KB

Customer Reviews

Sg60545 ,

Perfectly forward

Great read , funny and informative .. Lots of answers to those I wonder questions ..❤️❤️❤️ definitely will read his other books !!

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