Michael B. Jordan: Famous

Michael B. Jordan was getting his prostate examined when he asked his doctor what he thought of his latest movie, Slavery: The Good Parts They Never Talk About. 

Jewish and eighty-three, the doctor sighed and responded, "It was aight." 

Michael was crushed. 

"Also, you have some gummie bears attached to your prostate. I don't know how that happened or what you've been doing, but we'll have to do surgery." 

Michael was fine with that.