Misadventures Mindgame

Once a game we're off to the movies for a marvelous time! A supervillain by the name of Thanatic wreaks havoc and unleashes the dodgy superheroes who do what they do best - destroy the nearest city!

Thanatic is trying to get all six Insanity Crystals so he can snap his fingers and get half-and-half for his coffee.

Can Horny Starkers, Spruce Gamma, Musculor, Steve-the-Rogerer, Pietro Parkour, Doctor Deranged, Challa'Khan, She Who Exchanged Spittle with a Rhino, and the Garbage of the Galaxy stop him?

(And does it even matter since anyone who dies in a comic book is routinely brought back to life?)

From the insane author of:
Asshat's Fables
Baker Street
Bar Trek
Dire Virgins
Dune With the Wind
It's a Wonderful Lie!
Macdeath
M***e on the Prurient Express
Raw Stars
Thoracic Pearl Fallen Condom
Urinals