Settle down, I don’t think so. Wandering and fighting are in my blood.
My uncle left me an apartment complex filled with nutty people. Spinning Drug Dealer, Crossdresser, Darkolicious, Big Ears, Troll Lover, Rainbow Teen, Cookie Maker, and Rockie are just too much.
After meeting all of the tenants, I know I can’t stay. They’re annoying as hell. And what’s with those demon eyes in the lobby?
Maybe the fish oil pills they’ve caused me to start taking will kick in before I have heart failure.
The need to sell this monstrosity and get back to my wandering lifestyle is burning me up. Nobody holds down a Draper.
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