Mr. Brass

After a rash of brazen daylight crimes by wild drug fiends plagues the capital city’s plushest shopping district, the senate wonders if it is time to outlaw a popular new substance called Smokeless Green. However, more than one senator has found this treat to his liking, and thus an exemption for gentlemen is proposed.

Some worry that outlawing this product is going to send crime rates through the stratosphere and bankroll a new criminal class.