Murder on Sex Island
A Luella van Horn Mystery
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Publisher Description
A sexy reality show. A missing contestant. A one-of-a-kind detective.
“Bless Jo Firestone’s quiet, mad genius. . . . Hilarious and completely brilliant, [a] bloodstained love-letter to reality-dating television.”—Vulture
When a cast member goes missing from the hit reality show Sex Island, producers hire detective Luella van Horn to go undercover as a contestant and solve the case. What the producers don’t know is that the enigmatic Luella van Horn is actually a woman named Marie Jones, a divorced ex–social worker from Staten Island attempting to lead a double life as a private eye. The local press couldn’t get enough of Luella . . . until she horribly bungled her last case and a murderer went free.
Unable to resist the opportunity to be a part of her favorite trashy TV show, travel to a remote island, and embark on a journey for redemption, Marie-as-Luella takes the case. But the more she learns about Sex Island’s dark underbelly, the harder it gets to make it out alive. She encounters shady producers, sleazy directors, contestants willing to do whatever it takes to win the $100,000 grand prize—and the dead body of the show’s missing fan-favorite in her bathtub.
Will she find the killer? Will she find herself? Will she find . . . love?
Find out now, in Sex Island’s most dramatic season yet.
PUBLISHERS WEEKLY
Comedian and actor Firestone debuts with a hilarious cozy set during the production of a reality dating show. When David G., one of the most popular contestants on Sex Island, goes missing, the show's producers hire Staten Island PI Luella Van Horn to go undercover as a contestant to find him. As Luella blends in with the cast, she eyes everyone as a potential suspect, especially Sex Island's lecherous director, ruthless producers, and shady crew. She soon learns that all the male cast members were jealous of David G., and all the women wanted him just as badly as it looked on TV. Then things start to go awry for Luella: she discovers a body in her bathtub, accompanied by a threatening note; she's drugged; and she starts to fall for a fellow contestant. As her castmates battle for a cash prize, Luella knows she's in danger, but she's determined to solve the case and maintain her professional reputation. Firestone scores major points with her outrageous premise, laugh-out-loud one-liners, and fast-paced plot. It's a tropical blast of sun, sex, and sleuthing.
