My Family Saves Tucson in '78

In Arizona long ago, 1978, three ominous visions of an American Indian haunted my sister Rachel on Sentinel Peak, near downtown Tucson, and our house.  My sympathetic ditzy sister Jan talks down a dancing building full of chocolate.  My mean sister Jory convinces the hapless White-Out leader to end the plague of white goo shrouding the town, by making him an offer he can't refuse.  My smart brother Skeeter schools the local professor, and together we all save the Old Pueblo.  Meanwhile, a brassy anchorman gets taken down a peg, and the local mayor is schooled in the realities of life by me.  This tale is fun, unique, original, and not too many big words.