My name is Jewel Jasons and I'm your regular, normal teenage girl. I live in an apartment building with my very VERY abnormal mother and aside from keeping my arch enemy Jeana Neeris away from my best friend (and future husbant) my life was rather simple. That is, until my father escaped from jail to come after me and my mother. Now I've got to deal with Jeana Neeris, a crazed pet chicken, Jeana Neeris, a super hottie on a motorcycle, Jeana Neeris, and a group of drug dealers out to kill me! What's a girl in love to do?