My Rulebook for Internet Dating

A TRUE KISS & TELL BOOK

WHO WOULD HAVE BELIEVED A MIDDLE-AGED,OVERWEIGHT, COLOR BLIND,
TRIFOCAL WEARING, 53 MAN WITH FLAT FEET COULD BE A CASANOVA?
MY RULEBOOK FOR INTERNET DATING (AS SEEN THROUGH THE
MIDDLE-AGED EYES OF A COMPUTER ILLITERATE BOZO!)IS A COLLECTION OF TRUE,YES, IT REALLY HAPPENED! PERSONAL
ONLINE DATING EXPERIENCES.GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU LAUGH ALOUD AND PASS THIS BOOK ONTO FAMILY AND FRIENDS.ENJOY THE ESCAPADES OF SOMEONE NOT FUNCTIONALLY COMPETENT TO UPLOAD A PICTURE FROM HIS WALLET TO HIS COMPUTER DATING PROFILE. YOU WILL CHUCKLE AT THE TOUNGUE -IN-CHEEK RULES SERVING AS CHAPTER TITLES:
SCRATCH YOUR HEAD: THEN THINK, HMM, THAT RULE MAKES SENSE.