Hari has never met a dog he doesn't like...until Coquette moves in. Coquette is: 1) a pug, 2) old, 3) mean, and 4) Hari's personal responsibility. As if dealing with his Bollywood-obsessed little sister, Bonnie, and her insane zombie doll, Walking Wanda, were not enough, Hari now has to play the role of Recreation Director and Sanitation Assistant to the worst dog on the planet. Worse yet, Dan, the uber-cool guy next door, has the perfect dog. Hari really likes Dan, but Dan is obviously hiding something. Why are grown-ups (and dogs) so hard to understand? Hari better figure stuff out fast, or he'll lose Dan and get stuck with Coquette...forever.